I'm back, I'm mean, and I'm misunderstood

Streaming Concsiousness of banal thoughts, unimportant facts, and all together useless information.

I have decided to get a life. Finally, it has happened for me. A life is waiting, it holds its breath and searches for one that is in need. That search, my blog friends, is finally over. Marriage you say? Kids, you wonder? Please think on a larger scale....I am talking about LIFE. The kind of life that people are envious of. The kind of life that answers THE question. That is what I am talking about here. Ahhh, I know the light has turned on for you. You are nodding your heads at this very moment, you are clasping your hands together, a smile is forming at the corners of your mouth, and you feel it. Now, my friends, you know what I mean. I am getting a life very very soon. When is insignificant, it is enough that it will happen. The big decision has been made, finally. Yes, a life.
I just posted a pic from Flickr and realized I had not been on my site for a month. So, I will have to catch all my blog fans up (I have soooooo many it's sickening).
1. The Spurs lost against Dallas. I was upset, but had to move on.
2. I have been to the mall three times now.
3. I have been working in my garden...added some aloe vera and the such.
4. I have been keeping up with my friend Ethel. She is 88 yrs old and a real pip. Visit her on myspace sometime (link provided on the side bar).
5. I have been investigating Edna Bambridge. She is an allusive woman who terrorizes blogs, yahoo answers, and other related internet sites. So far, nothing. See my avatar on Yahoo Answers for more.
I have so much more to share, but I will keep you all waiting on the edge of your seat. Until morrow my fans. Think good thoughts and keep checking back. Feel free to live vicariously through my blog.
This is my own motivational poster. I am going to print it and hang it at work. You know, on my cheap cubicle particle board wall. I think I will get some interesting comments. I love to throw people off...maybe I need to come up with more motivational posters...some with real pizzazz.
My subject titles just don't reach out and grab you. I think that is why I never have any comments. I don't think anyone actually reads my blog. Who would with the name "Boring Life". I mean my life is boring. I went to the pool today. I floated around on a very cheap raft. I was content with this until four children, all wearing diapers, also decided to get in the pool. This is a big pool, so they weren't too close to me. Regardless of the distance just the thought of those diapers filling with water and whatever was in the diaper swishing around and escaping the elastic around the legs. Eeww. I mean I don't consider myself a germaphobe, but come on. That's enough to make anyone kind of squeemish. But now you see a day in the life of me. Pool, wet diapers, poop in pool, and home again (I didn't poop in pool, the kids did..the kids). No wonder my blog is lost out in intenet space floating around the poop and never being given the time of day. Well, at least check out the links to the other blogs I have. They are great...not boring in the least.

In the darkness, oh child, you stand among us awaiting the light